Quoted from an email I received from my boss.
Since arriving in Malaysia in 1997, I have tried on many occasions to buy a copy of the Malaysian road rules, but have come to the conclusion that no such publication exists (or if it does, it has been out of print for years). Therefore after carefully observing the driving habits of Malaysian drivers, I believe I have at last worked out the rules of the road in Malaysia.
For the benefit of other expatriates living in Malaysia, and the 50% of local drivers who acquired their driving licences without taking a driving test, I am pleased to share my knowledge below:
Q: What is the most important rule of the road in Malaysia?
A: The most important rule is that you must arrive at your destination ahead of the car in front of you. This is the sacrosanct rule of driving in Malaysia. All other rules are subservient to this rule.
Q: What side of the road should you drive on in Malaysia?
A: 99.7% of cars drive on the left hand side, 0.2% on the right hand side, and 0.1% drive in reverse (be on the look out for drivers reversing at high speed in the left hand lane of freeways, having just missed their exit). Therefore on the basis of 'majority rules', it is recommended that you drive on the left. However, be aware that only 90% of motorcyclists travel on the left hand side - the other 10% ride in the opposite direction or on the sidewalk. Fortunately, motorcyclists traveling in reverse are rarely seen.
Q: What are the white lines on the roads?
A: These are known as lane markers and were used by the British in the colonial days to help them drive straight. Today their purpose is mainly decorative, although a double white line is used to indicate a place that is popular to overtake.
Q: When can I use the emergency lane?
A: You can use the emergency lane for any emergency, e.g. you are late for work, you left the toaster plugged in at home, you are bursting to go to the toilet, you have a toothache or you have just dropped your Starbucks coffee in your lap. As it is an emergency, you may drive at twice the speed of the other cars on the road.
Q: Do traffic lights have the same meaning as in other countries?
A: Not quite. Green is the same that means "Go", but amber and red are different. Amber means "Go like hell" and red means "Stop if there is traffic coming in the other direction or if there is a policeman on the corner". Otherwise red means the same as green. Note that for buses, red lights do not take effect until five seconds after the light has changed.
Q: What does the sign "Jalan Sehala" mean?
A: This means "One Way Street" and indicates a street where the traffic is required to travel in one direction. The arrow on the sign indicates the preferred direction of the traffic flow, but is not compulsory. If the traffic is not flowing in the direction in which you wish to travel, then reversing in that direction is the best option.
Q: What does the sign "Berhenti" mean?
A: This means "Stop", and is used to indicate a junction where there is a possibility that you may have to stop if you cannot fool the cars on the road that you are entering into thinking that you are not going to stop.
Q: What does the sign "Beri Laluan" mean?
A: This means "Give Way", and is used to indicate a junction where the cars on the road that you are entering will give way to you provided you avoid all eye contact with them and you can fool them into thinking that you have not seen them.
Q: What does the sign "Dilarang Masuk" mean?
A: This means "No Entry". However, when used on exit ramps in multi-storey car parks, it has an alternative meaning which is: "Short cut to the next level up".
Q: What does the sign "Pandu Cermat" mean?
A: This means "Drive Smartly", and is placed along highways to remind drivers that they should never leave more than one car length between them and the car in front, irrespective of what speed they are driving. This is to ensure that other cars cannot cut in front of you and thus prevent you from achieving the primary objective of driving in Malaysia, and that is to arrive ahead of the car in front of you.If you can see the rear number plate of the car in front of you, then you are not driving close enough.
Q: What is the speed limit in Malaysia?
A: The concept of a speed limit is unknown in Malaysia.
Q: So what are the round signs on the highways with the numbers, 60, 80 and110?
A: This is the amount of the 'on-the-spot' fine (in ringgits - the local currency) that you have to pay to the police if you are stopped on that stretch of the highway. Note that for expatriates or locals driving Mercedes or BMWs, the on-the-spot fine is double the amount shown on the sign.
Q: Where do you pay the 'on-the-spot' fine?
A: As the name suggests, you pay it 'on-the-spot' to the policeman who has stopped you. You will be asked to place your driving licence on the policeman's notebook that he will hand to you through the window of your car. You will note that there is a spot on the cover of the notebook. Neatly fold the amount of your fine into four, place the fine on the spot, and then cover it with your driving licence so that it cannot be seen. Pass it carefully to the policeman. Then, with aDavid Copperfield movement of his hands, he will make your money disappear. It is not necessary to applaud.
Q: But isn't this a bribe?
A: Oh pleeease, go and wash your mouth out. What do you want? A traffic ticket? Yes, you can request one of those instead, but it will cost you twice the price, forms to fill out, cheques to write, envelopes to mail, and then three months later when you are advised that your fine was never received, more forms to fill out, a trip to the police station, a trip to the bank, a trip back to the police station, and maybe then you will wish you had paid 'on-the-spot'.
Q: But what if I haven't broken any road rules?
A: It is not common practice in Malaysia to stop motorists for breaking road rules (because nobody is really sure what they are). The most common reasons for being stopped are:(a) the policeman is hungry and would like you to buy him lunch;(b) the policeman has run out of petrol and needs some money to get back to the station;(c) you look like a generous person who would like to make a donation to the policewelfare fund; or(d) you are driving an expensive car which means you can afford to make a donation to the police welfare fund.
Q: Does my car require a roadworthy certificate before I can drive it in Malaysia?
A: No, roadworthy certificates are not required in Malaysia. However there are certain other statutory requirements that must be fulfilled before your car can be driven in Malaysia.Firstly, you must ensure that your windscreen is at least 50% obscured with English footballclub decals, golf club membership stickers or condo parking permits.Secondly, you must place a tissue box (preferably in a white lace cover) on the back shelf of your car under the rear window.Thirdly, you must hang as many CDs or plastic ornaments from your rear vision mirror as it will support. Finally, you must place a Garfield doll with suction caps on one of your windows. Your car will then be ready to drive on Malaysian roads.
Q: What does a single yellow line along the edge of a road mean?
A: This means parking is permitted.
Q: What does a double yellow line along the edge of a road mean?
A: This means double parking is permitted.
Q: What does a yellow box with a diagonal grid of yellow lines painted on the road at a junction mean?
A: Contrary to the understanding of some local drivers, this does not mean that diagonal parking is permitted. It indicates a junction that is grid-locked at peak hours.
Q: Can I use my mobile phone whilst driving in Malaysia?
A: No problem at all, but it should be noted that if you wish to use the rear-vision mirror to put on your lipstick (women only please) or trim your eyebrows at the same time as you are using a mobile phone in the other hand, you should ensure that you keep an elbow free to steer the car. Alternatively, you may place a toddler on your lap and have the child steer the car whilst you are carrying out these other essential driving tasks.
Q: Is it necessary to use indicator lights in Malaysia?
A: These blinking orange lights are commonly used by newly arrived expatriate drivers to indicate they are about to change lanes. This provides a useful signal to local drivers to close up any gaps to prevent the expatriate driver from changing lanes. Therefore it is recommended that expatriate drivers adopt the local practice of avoiding all use of indicator lights. However, it is sometimes useful to turn on your left hand indicator if you want to merge right, because this confuses other drivers enabling you to take advantage of an unprotected gap in the traffic.
Q: Why do some local drivers turn on their left hand indicator and then turn right, or turn on their right hand indicator and then turn left?
A: This is one of the unsolved mysteries of driving in Malaysia.
Q. What is the use of the hazard warning lights?
A. Contrary to all international protocol, this four way flashing light is = switched on when the Police are escorting VIPs on the road to warn lesser mortals to move out of the way and not hinder the flow of the motorcade.Taking a cue from the Police, motorists use this at the slightest excuse when it rains to tell other motorist to get out of the way as using their hazard light anoints them with powers that part the traffic, somewhat akin to Moses parting the Red Sea.
Thursday, July 31, 2008
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Opus Dei
I find Latin an astonishing language that means so 
much in so little. I would really would like to learn and find new meaning in the old text. Beautiful and an exceptional language.
much in so little. I would really would like to learn and find new meaning in the old text. Beautiful and an exceptional language.A Mari Usque Ad Mare - From sea to sea (Motto of Canada)
A Posteriori - Reasoning from effects to causes
A Priori - Reasoning from causes to effects
Ad Astra - To the stars
Ad Eundem - Of admission to the same degree at a different university
Ad Hoc - For this purpose
Ad hominem - To the individual. Relating to the principles or preferences of a particular person, rather than to abstract truth. Often used to describe a personal attack on a person.
Ad Libitum - At one's pleasure, usually abbreviated ad lib
Ad Litem - For a lawsuit or action
Ad Nauseum - To a sickening extent
Ad Referendum - Subject to reference
Ad Rem - To the point
Ad Vitam - For life
Ad Vitam Aeternam - For all time
Ad Vitam Paramus - We are preparing for life (My high school's motto!)
Agnus Dei - Lamb of God
Anno Domine - In the year of our Lord. Usually abbreviated A.D.
Annuit Coeptis - He (God) has favoured our undertakings (part of the great seal of the United States, usually seen on the back of a U.S one dollar bill)
Annus Bisextus - Leap year
Ante Bellum - Before the war. Usually used to describe the United States before the U.S. Civil War (1861-65). Typically spelled antebellum in English.
Ante Meridiem - Before noon. Usually abbreviated A.M.
Armis Exposcere Pacem - They demanded peace by force of arms. An inscription seen on medals.
Ars Gratia Artis - Art for art's sake. The motto of Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer.
Audere Est Facere - To dare is to do. Motto of the British football team, Tottenham Hotspur ('Spurs)
Bona Fide - In good faith, sincerely
Carpe Diem - Enjoy the day; pluck the day when it is ripe. Seize the day.
Caveat Emptor - Let the buyer beware
Ceteris Paribus - All things being equal
Cogito Ergo Sum - I think, therefore I am (Rene Descartes)
Corpus Delicti - Literally the body of the crime. The substance or fundamental facts of crime.
De Mortius Nil Nisi Bonum - Of the dead say nothing but good.
Dei Gratia - By the grace of God. This appears on all British, Canadian, and other British Commonwealth coins and is usually abbreviated D.G. (see Fidei Defensor and Indiae Imperator)
Deo et Patriae (For God and Country)
Deus Ex Machina - Literally God from a machine. Describes a miraculous or fortuitous turn of events in a work of fiction.
Deus Vobiscum - God be with you.
Dies Irae - Day of wrath; Day of judgement
Dies natalis - Birthday
Discere Docendo - To learn through teaching
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus - Never Tickle a Sleeping Dragon. This is the motto of Harry Potter’s alma mater, Hogwart’s school of witchcraft and wizardry
Domine dirige nos (Lord, direct us)
Dum spiramus tuebimur - While we breathe, we shall defend. Motto of the U.S 133rd Field Artillery Regiment.
E Pluribus Unum - From many, one (Motto of United States of America)
Errare Humanum Est - To err is human
Et Alia - And others
Et Cetera - And the rest. Often abbreviated etc. or &c.
Ex Cathedra - From the chair, i.e. Speaking from a Bishop's seat or professional chair, speaking with authority. A Cathedra is the seat reserved for a Bishop in a cathedral.
Ex Gratia - Done or given as a favour and not under any compulsion
Ex Libris - From the Library (of).
Ex Officio - According to Office
Ex Post Facto - After the fact
Ex Tempore - Off the cuff, without preparation
Exampli Gratia - For the sake of example, for instance. Usually abbreviated e.g.
Exeunt Omnes - All go out. A common stage direction in plays
Facta Non Verba - Deeds not words
Fide Suorum Regnat - "He reigns by the faith of his people" Inscription on the 1939 Canadian silver dollar, minted to commemorate the 1939 Royal tour.
Fidelis ad Mortem (Faithful unto Death), NYPD motto
Fidelus Paradus" (Faithful & Prepared)
Fidei Defensor - Defender of the Faith. This is usually abreviated F.D. or Fid. Def. and appears on the obverse of British coins. (see Dei Gratia)
Flagrante Delicto - Literally while the crime is blazing. Caught red-handed, in the very act of a crime.
Floreat Regina - Regina, may it flourish. The motto of the City of Regina, Saskatchewan Canada.
Gloria In Exelsis Deo - Literally, Glory to God in the highest. Highest in this phrase means heaven, i.e. Glory to God in Heaven
Habeas Corpus - Literally that you have a body. A writ requiring that a detained individual be brought before a court to decide the legality of that individual's detention.
Habemus Papam - We have a father. The cheer raised by the waiting crowds when a pope is elected.
Homo nudus cum nuda iacebat - Naked they lay together, man and woman. Quoted in The Name of the Rose, First day, Sext.
Ibid. - In the same place (in a book). Abbreviation for ibidem.
Ibidem - See ibid.
Id Est - That is to say. Usually abbreviated i.e.
Iesus - Jesus. There is no 'J' in classic Latin.
Iesus Hominum Salvator- Usually abbreviated IHS this means Jesus is the saviour of all people.
Iesus Nazerenus Rex Iudaeorum - Usually abbreviated INRI. The title card placed on Christ's cross by Pontius Pilate (John 19:19), it means Jesus of Nazareth, King of the Jews.
In Absentia - In their absence
In Actu - In practice
In Camera - In secret or private session; not in public
In Capite - In chief
In Extenso - At full length
In Extremis- In the last agonies
In Forma Pauperis - In the form of a poor person; in a humble or abject manner
In Infinitum - To infinity; without end
In Limine - On the threshold, at the very outset
In Loco - In the place of
In Loco Parentis - In the place of a parent
In Medias Res- Into the midst of affairs
In Memoriam - To the memory of
In Nubibus - In the clouds; not yet settled
In Partibus Infidelium - In parts inhabited by unbelievers
In Perpetuum - To all time
In Pontificalibus - In the proper vestments of a pope or cardinal
In Propria Persona - In his or her own person
In Situ - In its original place; in position
In Statu Quo - In the same state
In somno securitas (In sleep there is safety)
In Terrorem - As a warning; in order to terrify others
In Toto - As a whole, absolutely, Completely
In Transitu - In passing, on the way
In Utero - In the uterus
In Vacuo - In a vacuum or empty space
In Vino Veritas - Truth comes out under the influence of alcohol.
In Vitro - In a test tube (literally glass)
In Vivo - Within the living organism
Indiae Imperator - Emperor of India. Usually abbreviated Ind. Imp. Appeared on the obverse of British and British Empire coins before 1948.
Integer Vitae Scelerisque Purus - Blameless of life and free from crime
Inter Alia - Amongst other things
Inter Alios - Amongst other persons
Inter Caesa et Porrecta - There's many a slip twixt cup and lip
Inter Nos - Between ourselves
Inter Partes - Made between two parties
Inter Se - Between or among themselves
Inter Vivos - Between living persons
Ipse Dixit - Unproven assertion resting on the speaker's authority (literally He himself said)
Lapsus Linguae- A slip of the tongue
Lingua Franca- A common language
Lupus in Fabula- Speak of the devil
Lux Mea Christus- Christ is my light
Manus in Mano- Hand in hand
Manus Manum Lavat- Literally Hand washes Hand. Taken to mean One hand washes the other or scratch my back and I'll scratch yours.
Margaritas ante Porcos- Pearls before swine
Mea Culpa- Through my own fault
Mea Maxima Culpa- Through my very great fault
Melitae Amor- Love of Malta
Membrum Virile- The virile member; penis.
Memento Mori- A reminder of death, such as a skull (literally remember that you have to die)
Memento Vivere- A reminder of life (literally remember that you have to live)
Missa Solemnis- Literally, Solemn Mass. The High Mass.
Mitto tibi navem prora puppique carentem- I send you a ship without a bow or a stern. This is a rebus puzzle by Cicero. A ship, navem, without it’s first and last letter spells ave, which means greetings in Latin.
Mollia Tempora Fandi- Times favourable for speaking
Multum in Parvo (Much in Little)
Mutatis Mutandis- With the necessary changes
Nihil Sub Sole Novum- Nothing new under the sun
Nolite te Bastardes Carborundorum- Don't let the bastards grind you down. Not true Latin, as the word Carborundorum is not true Latin, like copacetic.
Non Compos Mentis- Not of sound mind.
Non Sequitur- An inference or conclusion which doesn't follow from its premises (literally It Does Not Follow)
Non Timetis Messor- Don't Fear the Reaper
Nosce te ipsum- Know thyself
Novus Ordo Seclorum- A new order for the ages (appears on the U.S. one-dollar bill)
Nunc Dimittis- Literally Now you send forth. Abbreviation of Luke 2:29.
Nullius in verba (On the word of no one)
Omnia Mihi Lingua Graeca Sunt- It's all Greek to me.
Optimus Parentibus- To my excellent parents. A common dedication in a book.
Opus Dei - Work of God
Ora et labora - pray and work, Funk’s alma mater
Pater Noster- Our Father. The first words of the Lord's Prayer in Latin.
Per Accidens- By Accident
Per Annum- By the Year
Per Ardua Ad Astra- Through Difficulty To The Stars. Motto of the RCAF, RAF and RAAF.
Per Capita- By heads
Per Consequens- By Consequence
Per Contra- On the other side
Per Diem- By the day
Per Fas et Nefas- By right and wrong
Per Incurium- Through carelessness
Per Mensem- Every Month
Per Pares- By his peers
Per Procurationem- By Proxy or Deputy
Per Saltum- By a leap or all at once
Per Se- By or in itself
Per Stirpes - By stocks or families
Persona non Grata - Unacceptable Person
Post Coitem - After sexual intercourse
Post Mortem - After death
Post Partum - After childbirth
Post Scriptum - Written later. A postscript, usually abbreviated P.S.
Post Tenebras, Lux - After darkness, light
Praemonitus, Praemunitus- Forewarned is Forearmed
Prima Facie- At first sight; on the face of it.
Primus Inter Pares- First Among Equals
Pro Bono Publico- For the public good
Pro Forma - For form's sake
Pro Hac Vice- For this occasion only
Pro Rata- Proportionally
Pro Re Nata- For an occasion as it arises
Pro Tanto- So far
Pro Tempore- Temporarily
Pro Utilitate Hominum - ''For the Faith'' and ''In the Service of Humanity/Mankind' - ST John Ambulance motto
Quid Pro Quo- One thing for another; something for something
Quis Custodiet ipsos custodes- Who shall guard the guards?
Quo Vadis, Domine- Where are you going, Lord?
Quod Vide- Which See, usually abbreviated q.v.
Quod Erat Demonstrandum- Which was to be demonstrated. Usually abbreviated Q.E.D.
Quod Erat Faciendum- Which was to be done.
Quod Erat in Veniendum- Which was to be found.
Requiscat in Pace- May he rest in peace. Usually abbreviated R.I.P.
Romani Ite Domum- Romans go home!
Semper Fidelis- Always Faithful. Motto of the United States Marine Corps and H.M.S. Exeter
Senatus Populusque Romanus- For the senate and people of Rome. Often abbreviated SPQR. Seen as a tattoo on Russell Crowe's left arm in the movie, Gladiator.
Sic Semper Tyrannis- Thus ever to tyrants. The motto of the State of Virginia. John Wilkes Booth is supposed to have shouted this phrase as he jumped to stage of Ford's Theater after shooting Abraham Lincoln.
Sic Transit Gloria Mundi- Thus passes away the glory of the world.
Sine Die- Without a day being specified
Sine Qua Non- Indispensable
Sperate Miseri Caveat Felices- When miserable, hope; When happy beware
Sub Poena- Under penalty of …. The source of the English word subpoena which is a writ issued by a court requiring one's attendance at that court.
Sub Rosa- Secretly or in confidence. Literally means under the rose.
Tempus Fugit- Time flies
Trinitas in unitate (United in the Trinity)
Ultima Ratio- Final sanction
Ultra Vires- Beyond the powers or legal authority
Ut Prosint Omnibus Conjuncti (United for the common good)
Ut humiliter opinor - In my humble opinion
Ut Omnes Videant (So That All May See)
Veni, Vidi, Vici- I came, I saw, I conquered
Veritas et Virtus (Truth and Virtue)
Ventis Secundis- Literally with winds aft. With a favourable wind. The motto of H.M.S. Hood. These words were supposedly spoken by Admiral Sir Samuel Hood during the battle of Martinique.
Via Dolorosa- The way of sorrow. The route in Jerusalem followed by Jesus Christ to his crucifixion.
Vice Versa- The positions being reversed
Videlicet- That is to say; To wit; Namely
Vita mutatur, non tollitur- Life is changed, not taken away
Vivat Regina- Long live the queen
Vivat Rex- Long live the king
Viz. - Abbreviation of Videlicet
Ex Obscuris Lux (From Darkness, Light)
A Posteriori - Reasoning from effects to causes
A Priori - Reasoning from causes to effects
Ad Astra - To the stars
Ad Eundem - Of admission to the same degree at a different university
Ad Hoc - For this purpose
Ad hominem - To the individual. Relating to the principles or preferences of a particular person, rather than to abstract truth. Often used to describe a personal attack on a person.
Ad Libitum - At one's pleasure, usually abbreviated ad lib
Ad Litem - For a lawsuit or action
Ad Nauseum - To a sickening extent
Ad Referendum - Subject to reference
Ad Rem - To the point
Ad Vitam - For life
Ad Vitam Aeternam - For all time
Ad Vitam Paramus - We are preparing for life (My high school's motto!)
Agnus Dei - Lamb of God
Anno Domine - In the year of our Lord. Usually abbreviated A.D.
Annuit Coeptis - He (God) has favoured our undertakings (part of the great seal of the United States, usually seen on the back of a U.S one dollar bill)
Annus Bisextus - Leap year
Ante Bellum - Before the war. Usually used to describe the United States before the U.S. Civil War (1861-65). Typically spelled antebellum in English.
Ante Meridiem - Before noon. Usually abbreviated A.M.
Armis Exposcere Pacem - They demanded peace by force of arms. An inscription seen on medals.
Ars Gratia Artis - Art for art's sake. The motto of Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer.
Audere Est Facere - To dare is to do. Motto of the British football team, Tottenham Hotspur ('Spurs)
Bona Fide - In good faith, sincerely
Carpe Diem - Enjoy the day; pluck the day when it is ripe. Seize the day.
Caveat Emptor - Let the buyer beware
Ceteris Paribus - All things being equal
Cogito Ergo Sum - I think, therefore I am (Rene Descartes)
Corpus Delicti - Literally the body of the crime. The substance or fundamental facts of crime.
De Mortius Nil Nisi Bonum - Of the dead say nothing but good.
Dei Gratia - By the grace of God. This appears on all British, Canadian, and other British Commonwealth coins and is usually abbreviated D.G. (see Fidei Defensor and Indiae Imperator)
Deo et Patriae (For God and Country)
Deus Ex Machina - Literally God from a machine. Describes a miraculous or fortuitous turn of events in a work of fiction.
Deus Vobiscum - God be with you.
Dies Irae - Day of wrath; Day of judgement
Dies natalis - Birthday
Discere Docendo - To learn through teaching
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus - Never Tickle a Sleeping Dragon. This is the motto of Harry Potter’s alma mater, Hogwart’s school of witchcraft and wizardry
Domine dirige nos (Lord, direct us)
Dum spiramus tuebimur - While we breathe, we shall defend. Motto of the U.S 133rd Field Artillery Regiment.
E Pluribus Unum - From many, one (Motto of United States of America)
Errare Humanum Est - To err is human
Et Alia - And others
Et Cetera - And the rest. Often abbreviated etc. or &c.
Ex Cathedra - From the chair, i.e. Speaking from a Bishop's seat or professional chair, speaking with authority. A Cathedra is the seat reserved for a Bishop in a cathedral.
Ex Gratia - Done or given as a favour and not under any compulsion
Ex Libris - From the Library (of).
Ex Officio - According to Office
Ex Post Facto - After the fact
Ex Tempore - Off the cuff, without preparation
Exampli Gratia - For the sake of example, for instance. Usually abbreviated e.g.
Exeunt Omnes - All go out. A common stage direction in plays
Facta Non Verba - Deeds not words
Fide Suorum Regnat - "He reigns by the faith of his people" Inscription on the 1939 Canadian silver dollar, minted to commemorate the 1939 Royal tour.
Fidelis ad Mortem (Faithful unto Death), NYPD motto
Fidelus Paradus" (Faithful & Prepared)
Fidei Defensor - Defender of the Faith. This is usually abreviated F.D. or Fid. Def. and appears on the obverse of British coins. (see Dei Gratia)
Flagrante Delicto - Literally while the crime is blazing. Caught red-handed, in the very act of a crime.
Floreat Regina - Regina, may it flourish. The motto of the City of Regina, Saskatchewan Canada.
Gloria In Exelsis Deo - Literally, Glory to God in the highest. Highest in this phrase means heaven, i.e. Glory to God in Heaven
Habeas Corpus - Literally that you have a body. A writ requiring that a detained individual be brought before a court to decide the legality of that individual's detention.
Habemus Papam - We have a father. The cheer raised by the waiting crowds when a pope is elected.
Homo nudus cum nuda iacebat - Naked they lay together, man and woman. Quoted in The Name of the Rose, First day, Sext.
Ibid. - In the same place (in a book). Abbreviation for ibidem.
Ibidem - See ibid.
Id Est - That is to say. Usually abbreviated i.e.
Iesus - Jesus. There is no 'J' in classic Latin.
Iesus Hominum Salvator- Usually abbreviated IHS this means Jesus is the saviour of all people.
Iesus Nazerenus Rex Iudaeorum - Usually abbreviated INRI. The title card placed on Christ's cross by Pontius Pilate (John 19:19), it means Jesus of Nazareth, King of the Jews.
In Absentia - In their absence
In Actu - In practice
In Camera - In secret or private session; not in public
In Capite - In chief
In Extenso - At full length
In Extremis- In the last agonies
In Forma Pauperis - In the form of a poor person; in a humble or abject manner
In Infinitum - To infinity; without end
In Limine - On the threshold, at the very outset
In Loco - In the place of
In Loco Parentis - In the place of a parent
In Medias Res- Into the midst of affairs
In Memoriam - To the memory of
In Nubibus - In the clouds; not yet settled
In Partibus Infidelium - In parts inhabited by unbelievers
In Perpetuum - To all time
In Pontificalibus - In the proper vestments of a pope or cardinal
In Propria Persona - In his or her own person
In Situ - In its original place; in position
In Statu Quo - In the same state
In somno securitas (In sleep there is safety)
In Terrorem - As a warning; in order to terrify others
In Toto - As a whole, absolutely, Completely
In Transitu - In passing, on the way
In Utero - In the uterus
In Vacuo - In a vacuum or empty space
In Vino Veritas - Truth comes out under the influence of alcohol.
In Vitro - In a test tube (literally glass)
In Vivo - Within the living organism
Indiae Imperator - Emperor of India. Usually abbreviated Ind. Imp. Appeared on the obverse of British and British Empire coins before 1948.
Integer Vitae Scelerisque Purus - Blameless of life and free from crime
Inter Alia - Amongst other things
Inter Alios - Amongst other persons
Inter Caesa et Porrecta - There's many a slip twixt cup and lip
Inter Nos - Between ourselves
Inter Partes - Made between two parties
Inter Se - Between or among themselves
Inter Vivos - Between living persons
Ipse Dixit - Unproven assertion resting on the speaker's authority (literally He himself said)
Lapsus Linguae- A slip of the tongue
Lingua Franca- A common language
Lupus in Fabula- Speak of the devil
Lux Mea Christus- Christ is my light
Manus in Mano- Hand in hand
Manus Manum Lavat- Literally Hand washes Hand. Taken to mean One hand washes the other or scratch my back and I'll scratch yours.
Margaritas ante Porcos- Pearls before swine
Mea Culpa- Through my own fault
Mea Maxima Culpa- Through my very great fault
Melitae Amor- Love of Malta
Membrum Virile- The virile member; penis.
Memento Mori- A reminder of death, such as a skull (literally remember that you have to die)
Memento Vivere- A reminder of life (literally remember that you have to live)
Missa Solemnis- Literally, Solemn Mass. The High Mass.
Mitto tibi navem prora puppique carentem- I send you a ship without a bow or a stern. This is a rebus puzzle by Cicero. A ship, navem, without it’s first and last letter spells ave, which means greetings in Latin.
Mollia Tempora Fandi- Times favourable for speaking
Multum in Parvo (Much in Little)
Mutatis Mutandis- With the necessary changes
Nihil Sub Sole Novum- Nothing new under the sun
Nolite te Bastardes Carborundorum- Don't let the bastards grind you down. Not true Latin, as the word Carborundorum is not true Latin, like copacetic.
Non Compos Mentis- Not of sound mind.
Non Sequitur- An inference or conclusion which doesn't follow from its premises (literally It Does Not Follow)
Non Timetis Messor- Don't Fear the Reaper
Nosce te ipsum- Know thyself
Novus Ordo Seclorum- A new order for the ages (appears on the U.S. one-dollar bill)
Nunc Dimittis- Literally Now you send forth. Abbreviation of Luke 2:29.
Nullius in verba (On the word of no one)
Omnia Mihi Lingua Graeca Sunt- It's all Greek to me.
Optimus Parentibus- To my excellent parents. A common dedication in a book.
Opus Dei - Work of God
Ora et labora - pray and work, Funk’s alma mater
Pater Noster- Our Father. The first words of the Lord's Prayer in Latin.
Per Accidens- By Accident
Per Annum- By the Year
Per Ardua Ad Astra- Through Difficulty To The Stars. Motto of the RCAF, RAF and RAAF.
Per Capita- By heads
Per Consequens- By Consequence
Per Contra- On the other side
Per Diem- By the day
Per Fas et Nefas- By right and wrong
Per Incurium- Through carelessness
Per Mensem- Every Month
Per Pares- By his peers
Per Procurationem- By Proxy or Deputy
Per Saltum- By a leap or all at once
Per Se- By or in itself
Per Stirpes - By stocks or families
Persona non Grata - Unacceptable Person
Post Coitem - After sexual intercourse
Post Mortem - After death
Post Partum - After childbirth
Post Scriptum - Written later. A postscript, usually abbreviated P.S.
Post Tenebras, Lux - After darkness, light
Praemonitus, Praemunitus- Forewarned is Forearmed
Prima Facie- At first sight; on the face of it.
Primus Inter Pares- First Among Equals
Pro Bono Publico- For the public good
Pro Forma - For form's sake
Pro Hac Vice- For this occasion only
Pro Rata- Proportionally
Pro Re Nata- For an occasion as it arises
Pro Tanto- So far
Pro Tempore- Temporarily
Pro Utilitate Hominum - ''For the Faith'' and ''In the Service of Humanity/Mankind' - ST John Ambulance motto
Quid Pro Quo- One thing for another; something for something
Quis Custodiet ipsos custodes- Who shall guard the guards?
Quo Vadis, Domine- Where are you going, Lord?
Quod Vide- Which See, usually abbreviated q.v.
Quod Erat Demonstrandum- Which was to be demonstrated. Usually abbreviated Q.E.D.
Quod Erat Faciendum- Which was to be done.
Quod Erat in Veniendum- Which was to be found.
Requiscat in Pace- May he rest in peace. Usually abbreviated R.I.P.
Romani Ite Domum- Romans go home!
Semper Fidelis- Always Faithful. Motto of the United States Marine Corps and H.M.S. Exeter
Senatus Populusque Romanus- For the senate and people of Rome. Often abbreviated SPQR. Seen as a tattoo on Russell Crowe's left arm in the movie, Gladiator.
Sic Semper Tyrannis- Thus ever to tyrants. The motto of the State of Virginia. John Wilkes Booth is supposed to have shouted this phrase as he jumped to stage of Ford's Theater after shooting Abraham Lincoln.
Sic Transit Gloria Mundi- Thus passes away the glory of the world.
Sine Die- Without a day being specified
Sine Qua Non- Indispensable
Sperate Miseri Caveat Felices- When miserable, hope; When happy beware
Sub Poena- Under penalty of …. The source of the English word subpoena which is a writ issued by a court requiring one's attendance at that court.
Sub Rosa- Secretly or in confidence. Literally means under the rose.
Tempus Fugit- Time flies
Trinitas in unitate (United in the Trinity)
Ultima Ratio- Final sanction
Ultra Vires- Beyond the powers or legal authority
Ut Prosint Omnibus Conjuncti (United for the common good)
Ut humiliter opinor - In my humble opinion
Ut Omnes Videant (So That All May See)
Veni, Vidi, Vici- I came, I saw, I conquered
Veritas et Virtus (Truth and Virtue)
Ventis Secundis- Literally with winds aft. With a favourable wind. The motto of H.M.S. Hood. These words were supposedly spoken by Admiral Sir Samuel Hood during the battle of Martinique.
Via Dolorosa- The way of sorrow. The route in Jerusalem followed by Jesus Christ to his crucifixion.
Vice Versa- The positions being reversed
Videlicet- That is to say; To wit; Namely
Vita mutatur, non tollitur- Life is changed, not taken away
Vivat Regina- Long live the queen
Vivat Rex- Long live the king
Viz. - Abbreviation of Videlicet
Ex Obscuris Lux (From Darkness, Light)
Are you a closet blogger?
You have no license to blog. This is akin to not having license to smoke. You are a disgrace to yourself. You use the time the company gainfully employed you to increase it's value but you choose to blog. And when you blog, you would not want to share your intimate stories with your friends. You despise yourself and all bloggers. You suck.Alrighty, you got me there.
And I got Ahpek and JunHao with me too. You guys suck too!
And JunHao, you suck the most!
Saturday, July 26, 2008
Ahpek's Defining Moment in His Culinary Career
Fun night but I am not sure for Ahpek and Mdm Lee. They seem harried and I am sure their home is in a total mess with BBQ sticks and worms crawling out from their marinate plastic container. Like I put it to Ahpek, it was the best compliment that his friends would give - the food was finished. Regardless whether it was tasteless or extremely good - it was finito, comprende amigo? My grandma would be proud of him.Arrived early and was quite taken back about the tropical jungle that was about to greet us. It has gazebos and a lake, besides the BBQ pit. Looks great but there was 4 mosquitoes that Kelly smacked at at the expense of my dermal "susceptability".
I saw Banana in Kepong being the first to arrive with Ahpek's friend, Arthur busy litting up mozzy fogs. The the mozzies was XL in size and travelling in schools! I was preped in long pants and got the whitest shirt I had in my closet.
Then Ahpek's kawan turn up in numbers while all the Scumbags are fashionably late as usual. Came Harry with his Ahmad, Stig and Steph - they brought the spaghs. Then Jun Hao trooped in with his utensils and soda pops. 
Bender arrives with his corn and spuds. Then came Sudesh with Jane and friend bringing up the wine. Russie and Anne brought the worst tasting salad which I don't see him dishing up any on his plate. Darn you Rusell, wash your hands before you handle ye food! 
Pang showed up solo with his 2nd wife, the A4. I saw some sake, some meehoon, a carton of beer of course compliments from AhBeng, Harry and me. 
We've had some wild honey marinated chicken thigh, beef au hard broiled and lamb ala pek's. Ahpek, please buy the conventional honey with full of processed sucrose for artificial flavour, wild honey DOES NOT WORK! Whacked 2 pieces without much complaints though. Had some lamb chops while harry's watching the pit.
No music, no masquerade - just good food and good company. We missed Ahpek giving a speech though. The beer made us merry too.
Stig and Steph was under scrutiny for their el'passe for the last few months. 10 days/90 days.... hmm... What was that again? Personal space? Stig, time to get your own pad man. You're too ugly to be staying with your momsy and daddy-o.
Russie was forced to drop this mask infront of Anne when he was questioned about his rendezvous in Hotel Sri Petaling every night after our badminton session. Russie, you cannot blame us. Our hands were tied and the truth eventually gave way - we did our best like any good friends would do.
The heaven beckons our departure at 9.30pm. Chloe bid adieu to each Scums of the earth and bade them goodnight.
My gang and I had fun, thanks for being a great host Pek! Thanks for the company too. You guys are fun! Err... time for me to piss the uric acid off my system... **Hicks**
Friday, July 25, 2008
Our new home in Alam Damai Jasa
9, Jalan Alam Damai 17 is our new home. We've just paid an earnest deposit of 2% and currently appointing our lawyers to handle the paperwork.
Kelly saw those properties from the roadside on our way to look at Damai Perdana built by Mahajaya and we decided to go in and take a look. Immediately both Kelly and myself fell in love with it. I love the practicality of the design as there are no space wastage, minimal renovations required and the quality of the build by I&P. Kelly loved the space for her walk-in wardrobe and the facade of the property. The location was not too bad either - 10mins from Vista Tasik and ard 30 mins from KLCC. http://www.alamdamai.com.my/map.htm
Looking at the current property market scenario and the inflation reaching 7.7%, a 26 year high; we have to buy a landed property (albeit leasehold) to hedge against the increase in our basket of goods. Coupled with ever increasing cost of building materials circa 70% for cement, 50% for iron rods and 40% in transport - we just have to cut into our flesh and draw some blood out of our savings and future income. Afterall, like PuPPy said - we have been saving up on this - a property we both like and the space it has for our growing family. What's the point in stinging ourselves on something my family love?
Though we almost have to fight tooth and nail for this hot property, we won by sheer weight in numbers. We've paid what the vendor wanted and more. But we're paying what we think this property is worth and at the end of the day so there will not be any regrets. When you have a calculated risk taker rat like me and a calm ox to figure out when the dust have settled, you can't bloody well lose.
Kelly saw those properties from the roadside on our way to look at Damai Perdana built by Mahajaya and we decided to go in and take a look. Immediately both Kelly and myself fell in love with it. I love the practicality of the design as there are no space wastage, minimal renovations required and the quality of the build by I&P. Kelly loved the space for her walk-in wardrobe and the facade of the property. The location was not too bad either - 10mins from Vista Tasik and ard 30 mins from KLCC. http://www.alamdamai.com.my/map.htm
Looking at the current property market scenario and the inflation reaching 7.7%, a 26 year high; we have to buy a landed property (albeit leasehold) to hedge against the increase in our basket of goods. Coupled with ever increasing cost of building materials circa 70% for cement, 50% for iron rods and 40% in transport - we just have to cut into our flesh and draw some blood out of our savings and future income. Afterall, like PuPPy said - we have been saving up on this - a property we both like and the space it has for our growing family. What's the point in stinging ourselves on something my family love?
Though we almost have to fight tooth and nail for this hot property, we won by sheer weight in numbers. We've paid what the vendor wanted and more. But we're paying what we think this property is worth and at the end of the day so there will not be any regrets. When you have a calculated risk taker rat like me and a calm ox to figure out when the dust have settled, you can't bloody well lose.
The VP will be on 2nd August, 2008 and that's when my vendor collect the keys. But, I've already seen it through some Indonesian workers doing some touch-up on the house. They were kind enough to let me and my agent to walk in and take a few shots. Until this day, Kelly and the rascals have not seen it as yet. But they have seen other houses around the same vicinity and trust my choice. there isn't much choice anyway! There was only one intermediate unit out for sale. When I called my agent (Woo) for Henry's interest, Woo proudly said that he had 7 buyers in hand with one even wrote him a cheque for 2% when they met up!
Met with Raymond and Edward for our usual rounds 2 days back. They gave me all sort of their worldly advice on properties in which I do appreciate dearly. Edward was also extremely keen on my house and he have seen those houses before, he even could name the price offerred in the advertisement! Anyway, this bloke "accused" people like me for "frying-up" the price of properties. Too bad bro, you ought to offer it straightaway without reservations. But the purchase price I check with SPPK and I&P was circa RM388k, so by purchasing it at Rm460k - I'm just paying 18% more. This 18% was to counter the risk / cost of (i) uncompleted properties, (ii) increasing price cost of building materials, (iii) the interest amount that I have to pay while it was being built and (iv) the hassle and strings I have to pull to get a SPPK (Syarikat Perumahan Pegawai Kerajaan) house. It's worth every sen.
Chloe was thrilled to bits when I told her she was going to move to a bigger house. She started broadcast her intentions to her best friends in Vista Tasik. Somehow, I sense that Kelly will miss our neighbours. I will get her a car when we are there, a Savvy perhaps for her to move around and become a "ballet" mom ferrying the rascals to and from from school etc. I am going to miss the greenery, the pool (I hardly utilise these days) and the proximity of Vista Tasik to every inch of the Klang Valley. But that's another decision - to shift or not to shift. Meanwhile, I will rejoice with the gang on this purchase.
"Harlow, you stewpit loyar, how muchy discount u gip? Gip 70% lar.... suma all stended wan lar S&P...."
Monday, July 21, 2008
God Bless Abigail
Abigail was diagnosed having bacterial infection 2 weeks ago. She recovered 100% albeit weight losses. She has officially went on her first diet! Kelly spent the whole 3D/2N with her in the hospital. Pity her, she cried so much that her eyes swell.Abigail was hooked up on antibody IV drips and the scar at the back of her palm served as a grim reminder that as parents, we must take concious precautions to minimalise her exposure to dirty environment.
I was told however by Ahpek and my colleague, Terence that their children has had this bacterial infection before. They have had their share of 3D/2N Worrisome-Hospital-Summers before.
I think I must have prayed the most times in the last 10 years. All of the sudden I turn pious and start reflecting on the dreaded topic of life after death. Why incidents as such turns us closer to God? I'm a sinner alrighty!
Prudential has a bad stroke of luck running their hands against my feathers. I have written a nasty letter to their CEO and voice my frustration in getting Abigail referred to the right hospital and make and appointment with a paediatrician. To cut the long story short, they tossed me around like Makalele on his 506th touch to balance the ball. They gave me what I wanted at the end of the day - a formal apology letter, descripting what I should do in the case of emergency and visiting me to conduct a post-mortem on what and how they manage to shoot themselves in the foot a few times in a row in a single day.
Howard my agent tagged along with the lady manager from Prudential and left me this fruit basket. He scored all the points infront of the lady.
I am happy for whatever the emotions I have experienced over this incident and I am happy that Abigail manage to come out from this unscathed. God bless my fountain of joy, Abigail.
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